Anything is possible in America; everything goes. Could
the ramifications of yogi Swami Vivekananda's 1893 visit to the
Parliament of the World's Religions possibly have been known?
Who could have believed it would result in this? Madison Avenue.
Versace and Christian Dior doused in spring sunshine, standing
in a marble entryway with inlaid mahogany walls, waiting with
the concierge for the elevator. Up one floor and here we
are—exhale. No, literally. Exhale is a yoga studio and
“mindbodyspa” dedicated to helping people transform
their inner and outer selves. Step through the threshold flanked
by two-hundred-year-old sliding wooden doors imported from Asia.
Enter into a “new paradigm in the well-being world,”
a realm of luxury where you can view the “menu of spa
therapies” and order a “four-handed body
enlightening massage,” “true transformation
facial,” or “guided relaxation” that will
“awaken your consciousness.” Yoga has never felt so
good. I finger the supersoft jersey spandex clothes for sale
before moving on to the array of candles in frosted white glass.
Scents of “Magnolia,” “Green Tea +
Rose,” and “Tangerine Lemongrass” with names
like “Prana.” Spirituality has never smelt so good.
It's a fully, perfectly postmodern fusion, this new
beast we call yoga today. An ancient Indian tradition, five
thousand years old, co-opted by the inexorable forces of
American culture. Twenty million yogis across fifty states now
do downward dog. Twenty-five million more people will try it
this year. Yoga is the thing hundreds of thousands of people are
styling their entire lives after—a modern spiritual path
born in our image. It is also a
twenty-seven-billion-dollar-a-year industry, projected to nearly
double by the end of 2005, with products ranging from
six-hundred-dollar Prada yoga mat bags to two-dollar incense
sticks. Videos, CDs, DVDs, clothing, and
accessories—unless you're Bikram Choudhury, founder of the
world's first yoga franchise, you can't actually
“sell” asanas (yoga postures), but you can make
people feel they need a variety of commodities to do them. For
the aspiring yogi armed with a credit card there are thousands
of options to choose from. And it is pervasive. Walk into the
supermarket and yoga is on the cover of Time; turn on
the television, it's starring in Nike, Tic-Tac, J. Crew, and
Jeep commercials. MTV has its own power yoga video series
featuring members of the Real World and live DJs;
hip-hop record label mogul Russell Simmons has his own Yoga
Live DVD, whose infomercial features guest appearances from
Donald Trump and P. Diddy. These days, the image of a beautiful
woman resting in the lotus position, eyes gently closed, bronzed
stomach taut and exposed, selling authentic peace and happiness
on the merit of her authentic sexiness is stock photography for
advertisers eager to capitalize on yoga's ever-increasing
popularity among the masses.
Dozens of yoga teachers are also riding the crest of
yoga's popularity—some (Sean Corn, Baron Baptiste, Cyndi
Lee, Shiva Rea, and Rodney Yee) to celebrity heights. In a
recent New York Times article, journalist Mary Billard
wrote that “among their fans they have the aura of rock
stars. When Mr. Yee, his long dark hair flowing, strides into
the registration area with his blond fiancée . . . it's
as though Mick Jagger had appeared.” Yee, the man
Time magazine deemed the “stud-muffin
guru,” appeared on Oprah in 2001 to teach a yoga
class in front of twenty-two million people and recently signed
endorsement deals with health food purveyors Nasoya and Vitasoy.
Oprah's website states, “Yoga is the practice that has
helped everyone from celebrities to stressed-out moms lose
weight, gain energy, improve their health, and connect with
themselves.” When Puerto Rican heartthrob Ricky Martin,
most famous for exuberantly gyrating his hips while singing
“Living La Vida Loca,” appeared on the show, he
testified to yoga's powers. “It's fascinating,” he
said. “Once again, it's all about getting to know your
'self.' Connecting your heart and your mind in order for you not
to make obsessive or compulsive decisions in life. Simplicity is
the medicine.” Countless other celebrities practice yoga.
There are the usual suspects (Madonna, Sting) and then some not
so obvious—Al Pacino, Pamela Anderson, and Kirk Hammett
from Metallica, the heavy metal band that, after carrying the
torch of human angst for twenty-five years, recently discovered
therapy together in the documentary Some Kind of
Monster.
I thought I might meet a few celebrities at the mindbodyspa
Exhale, but the only ones in sight are in the paparazzi
photographs of Gwyneth Paltrow and Drew Barrymore next to the
holistic skin products they've purportedly used. One hundred
twenty-five dollars for half an ounce of age reversal skin
cream? Ah, it's engineered from neonatal human foreskin. In this
situation one need only heed Exhale's advice and
“surrender to spa therapy.” I came to see Exhale's
Hip-Hop Power Yoga class that promises an “energetic and
challenging vinyasa practice for all levels to the beats of 50
Cent.” 50 Cent is the crack dealer turned multimillionaire
rap star whose recent hit “Candy Shop” goes:
“I'll take you to the candy shop / I'll let you lick the
lollypop / Go 'head girl, don't you stop / Keep going til you
hit the spot.” 50 Cent doesn't practice yoga, but one of
his songs mentions it: “The 16 top shot loader'll bend ya
ass up like yoga.” Unfortunately, the class is full.
Instead I peruse the über-healthy gourmet café selling
herbal tonics and protein cookies with seeds before venturing
into one of the Core Fusion classes that mashes yoga, Pilates,
and orthopedic stretching into one regimen to produce “a
flexible, youthful body and a sense of peace and
relaxation.” I watch as the predominantly female class
stretches, breathes, and sweats, all the while noting the
polished Indonesian wood floors, neo-Asian garnishes, imperial
marble pillars, and high ceilings draped in elegant green
gauze.
Yoga, like spandex, has proved to be a perfect fit for
the American populace by virtue of its elasticity. For decades
it was merely the pastime of seekers and hippies on the fringes
of the East-meets-West counterculture. It wasn't until the 1980s
that the number of yoga practitioners climbed into the millions
as people's body awareness and health consciousness increased
and they sought new forms of physical exercise. But even then it
was simply an alternative workout cut loose from its roots in
Hindu religion and spiritualism. Then during the 1990's, the
self-improvement phenomenon exploded and spread like a contagion
throughout the nation. Yoga was now much more than a workout: it
was America's favorite secular fix-it drug, a means to unwind,
relieve stress, find clarity of mind, lose weight, heal oneself
emotionally or physically, and tone buttocks. And shortly
thereafter, for those who had found themselves marooned on the
desert islands of their increasingly materialistic, secular
lifestyles, it became a source of spiritual fulfillment.
“For efficiency-oriented Americans, a workout that can
double as a spiritual exercise, and even triple as a substitute
for going to the shrink, is understandably appealing,”
wrote Rebecca Mead in her article on ashtanga yoga for the
New Yorker. Spiritual seeker and yoga teacher Suzanne
Clores wrote in a recent essay for Body & Soul,
undoubtedly voicing the experience of many others, “While
I could not walk the path of St. Catherine of Siena or St.
Francis of Assisi and shun material items, social life, and
other worldly things holy people relinquish, I still craved
spiritual depth. . . . It was three years before I found
yoga.”